I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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