Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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