In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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