Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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