And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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