Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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