I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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