I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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