You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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