I didn't shave. On purpose
no. you can't hotbox the world.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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