Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
