I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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