Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We left the knife in your bed.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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