Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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