He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize
