You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
