Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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