More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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