Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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