i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
