Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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