pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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