We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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