ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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