Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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