I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
