You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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