she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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