I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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