Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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