That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We are two peas in an std pod
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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