I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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