porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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