I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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