I hate your face
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
dude. I can hear the air.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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