the condom got lost in my hair
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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