Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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