No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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