ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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