i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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