let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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