the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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