Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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