I wannas sexs uuuuu
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i just had sex bonerless
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I am naked and annoyed.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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