Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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