eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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