how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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