If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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