how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Randomize
