The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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