Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
