You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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