Your tits are I can't wait for
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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