We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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