like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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