ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Kiss
Puke
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Randomize
