i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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